Well I look up at the dark night sky
Peering through my telescope
Is that a meteor racing by?
No that can't be it's way too close

Yes it's another fucking starlink
Going up to take its place
And yet another fucking starlink
Cause Elon Musk has ruined space

Well I go to the local observatory
In the hopes to prove my thesis
But when I look at the picture it prints off for me
I see the lines and fall to pieces

Yes it's another fucking starlink
Now they're all over the place
And yet another fucking starlink
Cause Elon Musk has ruined space

So I turn to the legendary Hubble
Thinking that might solve my problem
But seeing those images bursts my bubble
Cause Elon Musk has photobombed them

Yes it's another fucking starlink
Now they're all over the place
And yet another fucking starlink
Cause Elon Musk has ruined space

And soon in the future we won't be able
To escape their light pollution
Unless of course we can finagle
A single simple solution

Let's bring down the fucking starlinks
We can't let them keep their place
Bring down all the fucking starlinks
Don't let Elon ruin space